We love bees here at Brisbane Kids, they’re expert pollinators and are essential for the growth of some of our favourite produce. They display fantastic teamwork and have fascinating lives and as you will read, they can “bee” utterly hilarious too! 

Bee Jokes for Kids 

Why do bees hum? 

Answer: Because they can’t remember the words.

If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye?

Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder

What do you call a bee thats returned from the dead? 

Answer: A zombee.

I went to the bee keepers to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags on them except one. It was a free bee.

Where do worker bees go on vacation? Sting-apore.

What do bees do when their friend moves into a new hive? 

Answer: They throw them a house swarming party.

Which is a bee’s favourite sport? 

Answer: Rug-bee.

Who says “zzub zzub zzub”? 

Answer: A bee flying backwards.

What kind of bee hums and drop things? 

Answer: A fumble bee.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

Answer: In the ark hives.

What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? 

Answer: A stumble bee.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

Answer: A spelling bee.

What do bees use for bird watching?

Answer: Bee-noculars

What do you call a bee you can’t understand?

Answer: A mumble bee.

What do you call a little bee?

Answer: A babee

What kind of bee can’t make up its mind?

Answer: A maybe

What type of haircut do bees get?

Answer: Buzzcuts!

Where do bees sit?

Answer: On their bee-hinds.

How do bees get to school?

Answer: They take the school buzz, of course!

Where do bees keep their savings? In a honey box.

Why are A’s like flowers?

Answer: Because bee’s come after them!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Abby

Abby who?

A bee just stung me!

What do you call a bee that prefers nectar to pollen?

Answer: Snob-Bee.

What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!

What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day? 

Answer: A Frisbee.

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea? 

Answer: A bee in a submarine! 

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool? 

Answer: Fooling with a bee!

Why do bees buzz? 

Answer: Because they can’t whistle!

What bee is good for your health? 

Answer: Vitamin bee!

Best Pee Puns

There is nothing like a bee pun to brighten your day or get an eye roll from the kids!

Bonus Honey jokes

Why do bees have sticky hair? 

Answer: Because they use honey combs.

What’s a bee’s favourite body part? 

Answer: Their hon-knees.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Honey bee.

Honey bee who?

Honey bee a sweetie and get me some chips.

What did the spider say to the bee?

Answer: Your honey or your life.

What do bees do with their honey?

Answer: They cell it.

What did the bee say to the flower?

Answer: Hello honey.

What do bees say when they get home from work?

Answer: “Hey Honey! I’m home!”

Q: What do you get when you’re allergic to honey?

Answer: Hives.

Now that you’ve had a laugh, you can read some fun facts for kids about bees and plant some flowers to attract bees!